Nibhasfem is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unselfish dolphin.

Nibhasfem created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibhasfem, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nibhasfem, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nibhasfem's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Nibhasfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in summer.

2. You must pray to Nibhasfem nine times a day.

3. Never hurt cats.

4. Do not prepare strawberries while wearing corsets.

5. Always look after injured dogs.