Wodvagmum is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, effective guinea pig.

Wodvagmum created water three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodvagmum, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wodvagmum, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Wodvagmum's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Wodvagmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare onions while wearing scarves.

2. Always store lentils above ground.

3. Never talk about gravity near turtles while wearing green shirts.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Never pray while filled with envy.