Besttomlop is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty fly.

Besttomlop created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Besttomlop, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Besttomlop, it will turn you into a rock.

Besttomlop's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Besttomlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill foxes.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never write about ultrasonics.

4. Always wear green.

5. Do not sing in public.