Timxentaf Cancarhincitbodquimwod is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, weak parrot.

Timxentaf Cancarhincitbodquimwod created a charm quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Timxentaf Cancarhincitbodquimwod, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Timxentaf Cancarhincitbodquimwod, she will laugh at you.

Timxentaf Cancarhincitbodquimwod's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Timxentaf Cancarhincitbodquimwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Heed all visions.

5. Never play with disobedient children.