Yamhubquill is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, grumpy armadillo.

Yamhubquill created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamhubquill, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yamhubquill, he will be very unhappy.

Yamhubquill's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Yamhubquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear kilts marked with black.

2. Never eat lentils.

3. Never talk about gravity near capybaras while wearing gray coats.

4. Never adorn your chest with violet markings.

5. Do not prepare apples while wearing ear rings.