Nadkancuss is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, astonishing hyena.

Nadkancuss created dark energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadkancuss, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nadkancuss, she will turn you into a duck.

Nadkancuss' most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Nadkancuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never feed cucumbers to geese while wearing skirts.

4. Never speak at midday.

5. Respect your elders.