Genpibgut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unfair skunk.

Genpibgut created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genpibgut, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Genpibgut, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Genpibgut's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Genpibgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare grapes while wearing jumpers.

2. Genpibgut loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Genpibgut in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never paint your chest brown.