Cubfomtail is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, loving fox.

Cubfomtail created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubfomtail, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cubfomtail, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cubfomtail's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Cubfomtail's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never write about optics.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.