Cadxinlim is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, blissful squid.

Cadxinlim created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadxinlim, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cadxinlim, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cadxinlim's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Cadxinlim's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

2. Remain kneeling during prayer.

3. Never travel toward the south during autumn.

4. Always help great tits.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Cadxinlim in the centre of the settlement.