Latmanzen is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, selfish naga.

Latmanzen created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latmanzen, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Latmanzen, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Latmanzen's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Latmanzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat melons on fasting days.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

5. Always take life seriously.