Nellatken is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unjust capybara.

Nellatken created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellatken, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nellatken, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nellatken's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Nellatken's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to sloth.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Hide from turquoise frogs for they are unholy.

4. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

5. Fast once a month.