Flagdabvol is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, dishonest monkey.

Flagdabvol created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagdabvol, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flagdabvol, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Flagdabvol's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Flagdabvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.

2. Turtles are not to be trusted.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flagdabvol.

5. Never look at asteroids.