Manganstik is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, witty weasel.

Manganstik created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Manganstik, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Manganstik, he will torture you forever.

Manganstik's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Manganstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.