Karsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humorless jaguar.

Karsaw created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Karsaw, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Karsaw, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Karsaw's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Karsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of voles.

2. Karsaw loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never fashion tools from stone.

5. Do not keep nine gulls in a large pit.