Gomgilkim Hugdimgud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, astonishing mole.

Gomgilkim Hugdimgud created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomgilkim Hugdimgud, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gomgilkim Hugdimgud, he will strike you with lightening.

Gomgilkim Hugdimgud's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gomgilkim Hugdimgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention squirrels.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. Never point your legs toward the north during prayer.

5. Never eat bark.