Larnlikrut is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, temperamental beaver.

Larnlikrut created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larnlikrut, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Larnlikrut, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Larnlikrut's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Larnlikrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Do not contemplate fluid mechanics during the night.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never gather six eagles in one place.