Venyarprow is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, pitiless crab.

Venyarprow created energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Venyarprow, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Venyarprow, she will turn you into a worm.

Venyarprow's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Venyarprow's Holy Commandments

1. Venyarprow loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

4. Do not keep eight sheep in a large pit.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.