Dibbudhun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy eagle.

Dibbudhun created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibbudhun, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dibbudhun, it will destroy your home planet.

Dibbudhun's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Dibbudhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near manatees while wearing pink shirts.

2. Remain standing during prayer.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.