Belldograncam is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, conceited mink.

Belldograncam created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Belldograncam, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Belldograncam, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Belldograncam's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Belldograncam's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never fashion tools from bone.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.