Zigdidquart Ganquillnadnell is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unsympathetic beaver.

Zigdidquart Ganquillnadnell created the world three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigdidquart Ganquillnadnell, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zigdidquart Ganquillnadnell, he will be mildly annoyed.

Zigdidquart Ganquillnadnell's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Zigdidquart Ganquillnadnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear stockings marked with red.

2. Do not hurt bats.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Shun those given to greed.

5. Never feed rice to moths while wearing purple hats.