Vaglegnartab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, self-confident gerbil.

Vaglegnartab created dark matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vaglegnartab, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vaglegnartab, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Vaglegnartab's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Vaglegnartab's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all visions.

2. Never write about ultrasonics.

3. Never mention dogs.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

5. Do not covet oxen.