Sidbatarm is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, kind coyote.

Sidbatarm created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidbatarm, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sidbatarm, he will be mildly annoyed.

Sidbatarm's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Sidbatarm's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove ear rings before touching gold.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.