Funparkbass is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, smart lion.

Funparkbass created the world eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Funparkbass, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Funparkbass, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Funparkbass' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Funparkbass' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Feed all hungry mice.

3. Never leap in autumn.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Never pray while filled with anger.