Bastmothakmabcinpibmat is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, weak faun.

Bastmothakmabcinpibmat created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bastmothakmabcinpibmat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bastmothakmabcinpibmat, he will boil you in a big pot.

Bastmothakmabcinpibmat's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Bastmothakmabcinpibmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching tin.

2. Do not gather at bridges at dawn.

3. Always obey Bastmothakmabcinpibmat's priests.

4. Do not travel during autumn.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.