Gengunlog is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, compassionate alligator.

Gengunlog created the world seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gengunlog, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gengunlog, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Gengunlog's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Gengunlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near goats.

2. Always count to eight before sleeping.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not name children after seals.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.