Kimhubdun is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, annoying mole.

Kimhubdun created the world eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kimhubdun, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kimhubdun, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Kimhubdun's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Kimhubdun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

2. Always maintain patience during holy days.

3. Put Kimhubdun first in all things.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never paint your back pink.