Satappgep is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring lobster.

Satappgep created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Satappgep, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Satappgep, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Satappgep's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Satappgep's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics.

4. Run away if three frogs approach from the east.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near mites while wearing turquoise boots and balancing four aluminium spheres on your back.