Sakjinvag is a god.

He takes the form of a small, dishonest zebra.

Sakjinvag created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Sakjinvag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sakjinvag, he will have a low opinion of you.

Sakjinvag's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Sakjinvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.

2. Always help eagles in need.

3. Never prepare corn during autumn.

4. Always act with patience.

5. Never eat peanuts.