Stafflisort is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, wise whale.

Stafflisort created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafflisort, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stafflisort, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Stafflisort's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Stafflisort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Do not eat garlic.

5. Never mix rice with ash.