Farhamzogvonkragcin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, clever wyvern.

Farhamzogvonkragcin created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farhamzogvonkragcin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Farhamzogvonkragcin, he will turn you into a plant.

Farhamzogvonkragcin's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Farhamzogvonkragcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during winter.

2. Never prepare figs during summer.

3. Do not record numbers concerning dwarf planets.

4. Do not wear tights marked with magenta.

5. Never adorn your legs with pink markings.