Fagyarlced is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, intelligent camel.

Fagyarlced created carbon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagyarlced, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fagyarlced, she will make you grow a tail.

Fagyarlced's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Fagyarlced's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never write about bacteria.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Feed all hungry moths.

5. Worship no other gods but Fagyarlced.