Ranraglop is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, confident weasel.

Ranraglop created everything that exists five million years ago.

If you believe in Ranraglop, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ranraglop, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ranraglop's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Ranraglop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Never discuss horizontal gene transfer in public assemblies.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.