Bigbonkwan is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, all-powerful butterfly.

Bigbonkwan created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Bigbonkwan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bigbonkwan, it will strike you with lightening.

Bigbonkwan's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bigbonkwan's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never speak aloud of names.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not gather at wells at midday.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.