Likwanvil is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unsympathetic pig.

Likwanvil created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Likwanvil, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Likwanvil, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Likwanvil's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Likwanvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always treat mice with great respect.

3. Never handle titanium while unclean.

4. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

5. Never adorn your face with cyan markings.