Riggudbit is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, competent dog.

Riggudbit created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Riggudbit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Riggudbit, he will turn you into a duck.

Riggudbit's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Riggudbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching zinc.

3. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.