Panlogsis is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, slow manatee.

Panlogsis created light nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Panlogsis, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Panlogsis, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Panlogsis' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Panlogsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not study bacteria on holy days.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Do not leap at forests.

5. Never pour water over plants.