Nurldibont is a god.

He takes the form of a small, tiresome cobra.

Nurldibont created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurldibont, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nurldibont, he will have a low opinion of you.

Nurldibont's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Nurldibont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not fashion tools from copper.