Rawhinhak is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, impressive lizard.

Rawhinhak created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawhinhak, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rawhinhak, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Rawhinhak's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Rawhinhak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

2. Do not place peas upon stone.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not skip at forests.

5. Always remove rings before entering holy places.