Rillbopkap is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, boastful goat.

Rillbopkap created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillbopkap, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rillbopkap, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Rillbopkap's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Rillbopkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve scarves on sacred days.

2. Always cleanse oil with water.

3. Always treat mice with great respect.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always help sick turtles.