Bifjancam is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sapient squid.

Bifjancam created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifjancam, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bifjancam, it will not care.

Bifjancam's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Bifjancam's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to six before sleeping.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never feed coconuts to dogs while wearing scarves.

4. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

5. Never discuss chromosomes in public assemblies.