Watyart is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, two-faced beaver.

Watyart created carbon five million years ago.

If you believe in Watyart, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Watyart, it will be mildly annoyed.

Watyart's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Watyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove tights before entering holy places.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

5. Never think about nebulae.