Fomtonmig is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, generous troll.

Fomtonmig created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Fomtonmig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fomtonmig, he will remove you from existence.

Fomtonmig's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Fomtonmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with blue.

2. Always act with purity when addressing elders.

3. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.

4. Put Fomtonmig first in all things.

5. Do not wear corsets marked with purple.