Bosskempom is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, calm octopus.

Bosskempom created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bosskempom, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bosskempom, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Bosskempom's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bosskempom's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in spring.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Never speak of chaos in the presence of strangers.

5. Always store nuts above ground.