Fod is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, emotional weasel.

Fod created snails four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fod, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fod, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Fod's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Fod's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to nematodes while wearing tights.

2. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

3. Always remove stockings before touching platinum.

4. You must never eat limes.

5. Never remain prostrate at midday.