Cebbeglik is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, narcissistic crab.

Cebbeglik created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebbeglik, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cebbeglik, it will turn you into a worm.

Cebbeglik's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cebbeglik's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare strawberries during winter.

2. Never hop in the presence of elders.

3. Never travel toward the south during autumn.

4. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.

5. Do not wear shoes marked with fawn.