Had is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, amazing shrew.

Had created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Had, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Had, he will turn you into a hamster.

Had's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Had's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always look after injured capybaras.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.