Dubpagnaktonkgoffabwot is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, contented rhinoceros.

Dubpagnaktonkgoffabwot created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Dubpagnaktonkgoffabwot, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dubpagnaktonkgoffabwot, it will turn you into a tree.

Dubpagnaktonkgoffabwot's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dubpagnaktonkgoffabwot's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Feed all hungry tortoises.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never gather seven moths in one place.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.