Gadhatgup is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, competent chinchilla.

Gadhatgup created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Gadhatgup, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gadhatgup, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gadhatgup's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Gadhatgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare limes while filled with envy.

2. Never travel toward the west during winter.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gadhatgup.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Never speak aloud of numbers.