Nurbanarm is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthinking otter.

Nurbanarm created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurbanarm, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurbanarm, she will turn you into a snail.

Nurbanarm's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Nurbanarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record numbers concerning comets.

2. You must never eat coconuts.

3. Erect three copper sculptures of Nurbanarm on top of important buildings.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not consume melons at dawn.