Limgupkem is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, smart walrus.

Limgupkem created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limgupkem, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Limgupkem, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Limgupkem's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Limgupkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from wood.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Never talk about geese.

4. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

5. Never point your face toward the north during prayer.